War declared on VM Zombie Nation!
I’ll teach you VM Zombies what for! Just wait for me to assemble the VMnomican (Unholy book of the Virtual)! Soon you will know the weapons we use to thwart you (and it’s not just virgins!)
As you can see from the image below our first line protector is ready to use the full power of our Monitoring and Chargeback tools to take down the Zombies. She is already waiting in the Datacenter to blast the offenders.
Also, big thanks for posting my email retort!